Sunday, July 31, 2016

Can't a Guy Go to a Tea Parlour?






Hunter Landon blogs for

The Domestic Diva Mysteries

by Krista Davis





I was pretty embarrassed to hear that I'm a hot topic of conversation around town. And all because I like The Parlour, the new tearoom in Old Town.

You see, I go to The Parlour for a few very legitimate reasons. In the first place, who ever said that ladies have dibs on tea? I did some tours in Iraq and now I run my own company training people to do search and rescue. Not with dogs, even though I miss having one. I assist municipalities in coming up with contingency plans for major emergencies, and I train their personnel. So I don't have any doubts about my own masculinity. Where does it say that guys have to eat hot dogs and drink beer at greasy spoon type joints? Can't a guy enjoy great pastries and tea, too?

There is another reason that I like The Parlour. I admit that I'm sweet on Callie Evans, one of the employees. There's something about Callie. I guess it's because she reminds me of the girls I grew up with. I might live in metropolitan Washington, DC but I'm still a country guy at heart. Give me a chair on the back porch and a dog by my side, and I'd be perfectly content watching fireflies and stars at night. Callie's like that, too. We'd just as soon pass up the art galleries and the bars to enjoy nature and not a neighbor anywhere in sight.

Some of the regular ladies like gossiping about me, though. It's like having my mom watch me. How's a guy supposed to get friendly with a girl when they're watching? But even if Callie didn't work at the Parlour, I would be here every day for my current obsession-Bacon Cheddar Cheese Scones with Maple Bourbon Butter. Who knew scones could be savory? Callie gave me permission to share the recipe with you. I'm not much of a baker, so I stop by The Parlour for them. How about you? Do you bake?

There's no other reason a guy like me would hang around The Parlour. Is there?


Bacon Cheddar Cheese Scones

2 cups flour + extra for kneading

1 tablespoon baking powder

½ teaspoon salt

4 tablespoons cold unsalted butter

1 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese

1 egg

½ cup heavy cream

1 tablespoon mustard

1 cup (about 5 slices) crumbled cooked bacon


Preheat the oven to 400. Cover a baking sheet with parchment paper.

Place the pastry blade into a food processor and add the flour, baking powder, and salt. Pulse twice. Cut the butter into cubes. Add to the flour, along with the cheese, and pulse until combined and the butter is barely visible anymore.

In a large bowl, whisk together the egg, cream, and mustard. Turn out the flour mixture on top of it and mix gently with a large serving spoon two or three times. Add the bacon and mix until large clumps begin to take shape.

Sprinkle flour on a cutting board and dust your hands with flour. Turn the dough onto the cutting board and knead 8-10 times, adding just a sprinkle of flour if necessary.

Pat the dough into a 9-inch cake pan. Turn it out onto the parchment paper and cut the round into 8 equal pieces with a very sharp knife. It’s best to press the knife into the dough instead of dragging it through the dough. Slide a knife or thin spatula under each slice and pull away from the center slightly to separate them. (They can be frozen at this point if you don't need them all.) Bake 20-22 minutes.


 Maple Bourbon Butter

4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter

1 teaspoon maple syrup

1 teaspoon bourbon (plain, not flavored)

Bring the butter to room temperature so it is soft. Place the butter, maple syrup, and bourbons in a mini food processor and combine. Place in a mold or shape by hand and refrigerate. (Note: this can also be done in a bowl with a fork, but Krista finds she gets better results with a food processor.)
 
For the Cozy Up To Summer Giveaway, Krista said I could offer you a choice of books! Leave a comment with your email address, please, so she can contact you if you win. Which book would you like to read?

Psst. Don't tell where you heard this, but there's a SUPER SPECIAL GIVEAWAY at KillerCharacters.com tomorrow! Be sure to come back!



THE DIVA SERVES HIGH TEA
MURDER MOST HOWL

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158 comments:

  1. I love this series. Thank you for this wonderful opportunity. I would love The Diva Serves High Tea if I'm lucky enough to win. [email protected]

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  3. Mary HolshouserJuly 31, 2016 at 12:44 AM

    Sounds like a fun book. Love the idea of being
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  4. Grandma CootieJuly 31, 2016 at 3:19 AM

    I enjoy hearing from different character's perspective. That's right, no law that says men can't enjoy tea. Thanks for the giveaway.
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  5. Hi Hunter! Thanks for sharing a little bit about yourself and The Parlour. If I won, I'd love a copy of The Diva Wraps it Up (Christmas is coming, and I love the cover!!!). Nicole

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    p.s. Thanks for the heads up! :-)

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  7. I do hope I can enter although I live in the UK if I cannot I'll console myself by making those tasty sounding scones, love cheesey ones. My email is [email protected]

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  65. Ohhh, that recipe sounds divine! I Love bacon, and there are lots of places near me to get fresh maple syrup...well during season. My best tea friends happen to be men-so nothing wrong with that! Enjoy your tea...and bacon makes it even manlier!

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  69. First and foremost, congratulations on your newest release Krista. I love the concept of a man liking a tea room. I am a person who loves to go to tea rooms myself and certainly can relate to anyone liking this kind of relaxing atmosphere. (never mind a guy having a crush on a girl there). I would love to read this series. I was behind on my reading with two years of health issues and sight problems, but with that mostly behind me, I am doing everything in my power to catch up on my reading now. Would love to become the recipient of this great sounding book. Thank you for that opportunity. Sincerely, Cynthia Blain

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  70. I love these books. Would like to read Diva Steals |A Chocolate Kiss. Don't know how I missed that one.
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  71. I love all your books
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  72. amy guillaume lindermanJuly 31, 2016 at 12:25 PM

    The Diva Frosts a Cupcake looks so good! [email protected]

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  73. I would love The Diva Frosts a Cake. love all these mysteries. Thanks for this very generous giveaway. Linda May [email protected]

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    1. Congratulations, Linda May! You are our winner!

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