Monday, December 5, 2016

Christmas? Meow...Humbug!

By the coolest of cool cats, Jerry Garcia, from Kylie Logan’s League of Literary Ladies Mysteries



Deck the halls?

Hey baby, if you haven’t caught on, it’s a cruel trick.  Shiny garland?  Twinkling lights?  Sparkling packages?  And a tree in the house?

It’s like someone invented Christmas traditions just to drive us cool cats crazy.

But have no fear, when you’re a groovy guy like me, you know how to get around the holiday machinations of humans.

Trees are made for climbing.  Wrapping paper is designed to be shredded.  And those cute twinkly lights?  One quick bite through the cord take care of those.

In fact, the only holiday tradition around here worth keeping is SEASON’S READINGS.

That’s right, I’m joining the other Killer Characters and offering you a chance to win a copy of Kylie Logan’s “And Then There Were Nuns.”  Yeah, yeah, it’s a mystery, and a pretty good one from what I’ve heard, but let’s face it, the only real reason to read it is for the cat.

So get your act together, leave a comment, and I’ll have that Kylie chick pick a winner by end of day, December 7.

Good luck!




75 comments:

  1. That is one cool cat and I am digging it...please enter me and it all sounds fun...
    Marilyn [email protected]

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Jerry thinks he's very cool!

      Delete
  • Feisty cat. I'm sure all of those decorations
    are tempting and they don't have to replace anything
    that gets broken or moved.
    thanks for the chance to win a book I've not read.
    Mary Lou at txmlhl(at)yahoo(dot)com

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. There's a funny cartoon online...two cats in a bar and one of them moaning, "they bring in a tree and sparkling lights and twinkly garland, and I'm not allowed to touch it. And they wonder why I drink."

      Delete