Friday, December 15, 2017

Let me tell you about myself

My name is Wizard and first of all, I am absolutely gorgeous.  I’m not being conceited here, it’s true.  I’m sleek and all black, every bit of me, and I weigh a very impressive twenty pounds!  I’ve worked very hard at keeping my weight up and staying buff.  When people meet me, they stare in awe.  Actually, I think I look more like an ocelot (admittedly a first cousin) than an everyday house cat.  Every day I am not! 
I allowed my mistress, Julia, to adopt me.  She’s an astrologer and we live in a comfy little apartment in San Francisco in the fog out near the ocean.  Now, I have a good life, I admit.  I’m well cared for, Julia makes sure I’m fed the very best of food, I’m brushed and cuddled.  She takes me to all my vet appointments to keep me healthy.  
In turn, I protect the apartment and I guard her when her clients come to visit.  Believe me, I make sure they know I’m keeping a close eye on them when they’re in my domain!  Julia’s clients are acceptable for the most part, but I worry about her because they tell her all their problems and expect her to have answers to all their dilemmas, no matter how silly and foolish.  She worries too much about her clients.  In my opinion, her advice is excellent.  Maybe if they listened better and took her advice, they be better off.

It’s a hard job.  It takes all my concentration, so as soon as our apartment is quiet I head for a treat and a nap.  I like to nap.  I’d prefer to roam around the neighborhood at night, but Julia won’t let me.  She’s very overprotective.  She lets me wander during the day though.  One of my favorite things is to hop from our back stairs over to our neighbor’s roof.  The surface is rough and gravelly and I like to roll around on it to scratch my back.  We even have a little back yard with grass and I like to hide among the hedges and flowers.  

I don’t have a lot of friends because there really are no cats who are as beautiful and smart as I, but I have Julia and we have some great conversations.  I just wish she didn’t run around the city so much solving crimes.  If she’d stop all that nonsense, we’d have a much more peaceful life.

You can read all about me in all the books of the Zodiac Mysteries.  And you can visit my author Connie di Marco at her website, at Facebook and Twitter @askzodia.  And best of all, this month at Killer Character’s Season’s Readings, there’s a giveaway! 

My author is giving away either one of her Zodiac Mysteries – The Madness of Mercury (Book 1) or All Signs Point to Murder (Book 2), or one of her Soup Lovers’Mysteries (written by her alter ego Connie Archer)  The giveaway ends tonight at midnight (PST) (December 15th), so don't delay.  Happy reading! 



68 comments:

  1. Hello, Wizard. Of course black cats are impressive. Nice to meet such a handsome devil. schmokercarol(at)yahoo(dot)com

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    1. I am a handsome devil, Carol. So glad you agree and Julia thinks so too!

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  • Hello Wizard! I know you're both gorgeous and very smart because you decided to make your home with Julie. I know you make an excellent protector as well. The only think is I feel for you having to live in all that fog. I can relate because I'm an old Army brat whose Dad was stationed in Fort Ord, CA for 9 years. Just never know when it's going to roll in and get you all chilled and damp.

    I'd love to read all about your adventures in the Zodiac Mysteries. Thanks for the chance to win one of the books!
    2clowns at arkansas dot net

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    1. Oh, I don’t mind, Kay, I kind of like the fog. It’s very mysterious and I can creep around the neighborhood even better and no one can see me. I can even hide from Julia sometimes when she wants me to come in! I hope you get to enjoy our Mysteries soon!

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  • Wizard, you are unique and very special. Your life sounds incredible. Thanks for this great giveaway. saubleb(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. I do have a good life, and it’s all thanks to Julia. I’m so glad I decided to adopt her. She found me in an old abandoned theater where I was living in the rafters and I knew she needed me to protect her!

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  • I am delighted to meet you, Wizard. I have a female black kitty and I think black cats are the BEST! Please tell your author I said thank you for the giveaway! aut1063(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. Hi Autumn, I will tell my author and it’s a pleasure to meet you too. Did you say FEMALE? I wonder if she could be a sister? I should tell Julia!

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  • Wizard, thank you for the chance. I've read the first book and loved it!!
    cjreynolds52(at)comcast(dot)net

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    1. Hi Connie, i’m so glad you enjoyed my first adventure! I think you’ll really like All Signs Point to Murder. I was worried about Julia in that one, but I think I helped her solve the murder!

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